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tastefullyoffensive:

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durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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(via celibacy)

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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via captado)

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hotboysofficial:

how to subtly approach your crush

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(via lazypacific)

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr, via hotwhitegirl)

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ava-ire:

dont fuck with georgia

apprenticenecromage:

i enjoy the simple things in life

like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family

(via tropicalifornication)

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